Greed

HC said I do not need to write anything for this post. Just the title tells it all.......

Bermuda Triangle

There's a bermuda triangle right outisde my house!



My ball will mysteriously disappeared when I am playing a game of fetch. I tried looking and calling my ball-ball to appear but it didn't work.



Joey : yoo-hoo.. anybody there?



























(HC : Joey has lost so many balls inside this drain that I think it might be clogged with balls one day. And it didn't help that sometimes he did it on purpose *roll eyes*)



HC usually bring a spare ball for me - but no matter what, I still want my missing ball-ball!

Then I had a bright idea, I took the abandoned ball and threw it inside the drain. Voila! The force from abandoned ball pushed out my missing ball-ball!

I am HAPPY!

(HC : well, I am still short of 1 ball! Now the 'abandoned ball' is still stuck inside the drain! What a silly dog!)

Foot Fetish

Remember I posted about my fetish with socks?

Well, actually - I also have a fetish with human feet.

Sometimes when I saw a human feet, I couldn't resist and sat on it.
(HC : Joey had this weird habit since young)

And when I cannot have access to human feet - I do the next best thing - resting against them!





















Ignore the 'red beard' I had on. It was actually a Xmas hat turned upside-down.

Tagged - 7 things about us

We have been tagged by Huskee!



7 things about us :



1. Joey : A few years ago, we were sent to a "daycare centre" daily while HC was at work. And every morning, I will insist on bringing a stuff toy along. If HC refused, I will stand inside the house and refused to leave. As soon as she agreed, I will carried the toy in my mouth, and brought it into the car. Once we reached our destination, I will picked up the toy again, jumped down from the car, and took the lift up to the apartment. (while in the car and lift, I will not hold on to the toy cos it is tiresome to carry it all the time).



2. Joey : I used to love insects. Once HC saw me rolled a bettle around with my tongue, let it crawl out of my mouth, and then catch the little bettle back into my mouth again. It was fun to torment the little thing. Also, I love to show my respect to HC by offering her little insects (bettles, lizards etc)



3. Joey : I no longer play with insects in HC's presence. This is because she gets hysterical when I offered little bugs to her. Sometimes, she will become really violent and started whacking the floor hard with rolled up newspaper or magazines. (HC : Joey offered me a lizard once and I can still see the head and tail of the lizard moving between his lips).



4. Joey : I know how to hint to HC when there are flies in the room. I will get up from my bed, and walked to another far far corner of the house, sit and look scared. (HC : I think Joey is scared of my reaction to the flies)



5. Joey : I don't like to play ball in the park if HC is not around. I will obliged HC's friends when they threw the ball for me, but I always end up sitting near the gate for HC to appear.



6. Jack : I like to pull lady's panties. Once, HC friend's maid (whom I really liked) was standing up, and I jumped up, put my head into her shorts and pull at her panties (she was wearing those huge huge shorts. )



7. Jack : I also like to nip the butts of those that I disliked. One of our maids (whom I do not like) was doing her housework. I was pissed with her in general, went up quietly behind her and nipped her butt.

Two Weird Dogs

HC said I have been throwing tantrum recently.

Before HC leaves for work in the morning, she will gave us some treats. Sometimes, we will be given a nice and long deer tendon, which could take me half hour of gnawing (Jack takes about an hour cos he loves to savour it slowly.)

But recently, whenever HC gives me a deer tendon, she will definitely see the same deer tendon right behind the main door when she reaches home.

(HC : I am really puzzled because I gave Joey his deer tendon in the bedroom, but he will bring the deer tendon to the main door where I was last 'seen' and left it there. Is he really throwing a tantrum? What's funny is that once I reach home,Joey will quickly pick up the deer tendon that he had abandoned some 9 hours earlier, and bring it to his bed to enjoy it!)

See how I enjoy my deer tendon when HC is around?


(HC : I am also puzzled why Jack didn't pick up the deer tendon to eat it? Is he so stupid that he didn't realise the deer tendon is near the main door, or did Joey growled at him when he wanted to take it? Guess I will never know unless I install a videocam .
oh I shall not say Jack is stupid, cos sometimes he can be pretty smart. For e.g., he remembers my morning routine before leaving home.
1. Get ready for work
2. Feed them their meals
3. Change into my work clothes
4. Visits the toilet
5. Open the fridge to give them their treats.

Nowadays, immediately after routine 2, Jack will sit very straight at the toilet and wait. Even if I were to call him from the bedroom, he wouldn't move cos he knew treats will be given right after my visit to the toilet. Whereas silly Joey will still be running around me with his ball, hoping that I will kick it for him.

:) The joy of having two weird dogs