The Mysterious Urn
Someone left this at our apartment corridor this evening between 7pm. to 8p.m.
The urn says, "Ginger, Pom Dog" and dated 03 April 2006, aged 8 years 1 month.
As far as I know, my neighbour only has a cat. Who could be the rightful owner?
So poor thing, just put to sleep yesterday and now is in a tiny urn placed at the corridor. I wanted to bring it in, but HC said to leave it outside in case the owner came to pick it back. But she promised that should the urn still be outside by tomorrow morning, she will 'adopt' it and give her a resting place at our home.
She said, "if it is human ashes (CHOY!), I would probably be superstitous and cursed at whoever who left it here. But dogs are good. The doggy spirits can probably help to guard and bless the house!"
She also added that when we passed on (choy! choy! choy!) she will let our ashes stayed in the house too.
Eh... should we bless HC to strike a million dollars lottery?
Oh.... tomorrow is Qing Ming festival, wonder if HC will buy a roasted piglet for little Ginger, the Pom. After Ginger had eaten, maybe can we have it?
Rest in peace, Ginger!
5 comments:
isnt the name of the owner and the contact for the hospital that had done such a booboo listed on the mysterious urn??? looks like its not tat mysterious after all... :P
If no one claims it, we can send it to Papua New Guinea and market it under 'instant meat'.
Mom said there are still 'head hunters' and carnivorous people there.
Please don't let your HC and my mom know about this comment of mine or I will be punish for being naughty.
I think the ashes from a Pom too little!
But it is a great idea, shall we do up a proposal to all the cremation centres?
Ooh... to ensure a place in doggy heaven, maybe we donate part of proceeds to some animal shelters? The rest we can spent it on food, gucci collars, gucci leash, gucci shoes, gucci pet carrier, gucci bowls...
Shhhh.... we shall talk again in private tonight!
erm... so was ginger the pom claimed?
Yup she was claimed. Most likely belongs to my neighbour's boyfriend? I dun know her name - so we shall call her Imelda Marcos cos she got alot alot of nice colorful shoes. Lucky I dun have any (chew) shoe fetish
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